Doomsday Cookie

Wondrous item - uncommon

This black sugarpaste cookie is made using a grim recipe passed down through generations of clerics devoted to gods of death. Inside this hollow cookie is a blank strip of enchanted paper whose writing only appears when you break open the cookie. The paper’s writing vaguely predicts the manner in which you’ll die. When you open this cookie, roll a d20 and use the table below to determine the paper’s prediction.

Once a creature’s fortune has been predicted in this way, all future doomsday cookie papers will predict the same outcome for them. If a creature dies in a way foretold by the cookie (at your GM’s discretion) the cookie’s paper transforms into a scroll of revivify. This scroll can only be used on the creature whose passing it foretold. If the scroll is unused within 1 minute, it crumbles into flour.

Regardless of its grim foretellings, the cookie itself is a delicious snack that is sweet, salty, and smoky.

d20	Prediction
1	“Your fiery passions burn too hot.”
2	“The light of the full moon casts the deepest shadows.”
3	“Vainglorious you stumble, entranced by your own reflection.”
4	“Great heights bring all who reach them low.”
5	“Betrayal strikes deeper than any blade.”
6	“Hasty hands make for quick lives.”
7	“Look behind you.”
8	“Getting ahead of yourself may separate you both.”
9	“What a fine meal.”
10	“Nature knows no morality.”
11	“The crushing weight of the world is too much.”
12	“Your demise is met with revelry, gnashing jaws, and gluttony.”
13	“Beware the viridian, in color and emotion.”
14	“Mortality is shed as quickly as skin or clothing.”
15	“Hold on to each breath, savor it as your last.”
16	“70 percent of accidents happen in the home.”
17	“Stars die as new ones rise.”
18	“Cold. So cold.”
19	“The stench of failure burns your nostrils.”
20	“Rocks fall. You die.”

Your unlucky numbers are 13, 13, 13 and 13.